செவ்வாய், 22 ஜூலை, 2014

COMB JOKE !!( STRICTLY FOR ADULTS ONLY )






Bismillaahi Rahmaanir Raheem !!




Asalaamu Alekkum !!




                        "  SCHOLAVANDAN.   " 



A village full of Paddy yielding fields,and the  entire earth is 

now seemed to be of Green,to the allmost all acres of the 

village, where a Mirasudaar  (LAND-OWNER) By Name Mr. 

Viswanathan,who is not only major owner ofpaddy yielding 

fields,butalso two buffaloes which is being used for racing and 

genetic purposes, of the cows in the particular area 

of surrounding villages. 


In that village one Mr. Narayanan, a farmer, who is having one 

milk giving cow, from which Narayanan taken Milk and he sell 

the same to some houses and he used for his personal.  After 

some months, the milk drawn by the cow is becoming day by 

day very small in quantity and finally it completely stopped. 

 Narayanan, felt that this is the symbol of the cow want 

pregnancy and he went to the Lnad Owner's House for making 

his cow for pregnancy.   On the day Narayanan visited the 

Land owner's House, Viswanathan was out-of-station, and his 

wife Mrs. Sheelaa Devi alone in the house.  By 8.00 A.M., 

Narayanan went to the visvanathan's House.  Befoe his arrival 

two cows had course with visvanathan's Buffalo.  Narayanan 

called from the gate, visvanathan's wife Sheela Devi came and 

she warmly welcomed Narayanan and asked him, why you are 

so late, two cows already finished courses with her Buffalo and 

the same now feel tired. Immediately Narayanan asked her that 

you don't bother about this, and asked her to simply show the 

Buffalo, and he can look into the matter. According to his 

request Sheela Devi brought the Buffalo to Narayanan's hand 

and then she went to the house. After that Narayanan taken a 

comb from his shirt packet, and he slightly run the comb in the 

middle portion of the Buffalo's thimil. Just, one to four times he 

run the comb in the middle portion of the Buffalo, it is being 

erected and it had the course with the Narayanan's cow.  After 

finishing the course, Narayanan handed over the Buffalo to its 

owner Mrs. Sheela Devi. All this happenings are being watched 

by Sheela Devi, from his house, in a gap in the window of front 

room.                                                                                             

 After three months there was no significance of pregnancy in 

the cow's movements and hence Narayanan necessitated to go to 

the Land-owner Viswanathan's House again.  But to the 

contrary, this time Land-owner is available, but his wife Sheela 

Devi is out of station. Even this time also time is very late, when 

Narayanan arrives visvanathan's House, it is all most 9.00 

A.M. Land-owner welcomed Narayanan, and asked him,whatis 

the matter ?  He informed him the matter. Visvanathanqueried 

him why you are so late ? Already two cows finished their inter-

course with the Buffalo.  But calmly Narayanan told 

Visvanathan, you don't bother about it, you simply go  and 

being the Buffalo. Viswanathan act accordingly and he brought 

the Buffalo and stand before the cow. But this time, Narayanan 

forgot to bring comb, and asked the Land-Owner, sir, please 

give me the comb.  Immediately, Visvanathan, beat the former 

Narayanan, and asked him, you Rascal, what bother I did for 

you, and he remove his shirt, and shown him, his back portion 

of the body :- 


" WHERE SO MANY  COMB SCRATCHES ALL MOSTALL 

OF HIS BACK PORTION, WHICH WAS  FULLY 

WOUNDED AND BLOOD LEAKAGES BECAUSE OF THE 

REASON, IT IS CONTINUOUSLY USING COMB OVER 

THE BEAR BODY OF VISWANATHAN, AND THAT ISWHY 

80 PERCENT OF HIS BACK PORTION ARE OF 

WOUNDED 

PORTIONS ".                                                                                  


VERY FAITHFULLY,                                                                   


YOURS, MADURAI T.R. BALU.

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